4.22.2008

Table- Gag Box



Spangled Records
Edition of 1000
1992

Another of the first batch of records I bought after I got ahold of my first record player.  I'd have to say that this one is probably the pick of the litter.  I believe I picked this up on account of a staff description describing it as "slintish".  At this point I was still years away from fully recovering from my first exposure to Spiderland and was on a desperate, and ultimately futile, search for anything that might measure up.  By decades end the Slint tag got thrown around pretty easily, and usually meant basement bush leaguers doing soft/loud, talk/yell in 5/4 that at its best was going to play out like Mogwai-lite.  But when I picked this up in '93, there was still a chance you might find something that was at least cut from a similar cloth.  The Slint comparison is fair enough, but this stuff really probably falls a bit closer to the Rapeman or Bastro end of things.  The hallmarks of the genre are all here- odd-metered, bass heavy riffs, angular guitar noise, precision drumming, and obtuse lyrics in that half spoken delivery that are all but buried in the mix.   At the time, every third band in the world was trying to pull this sort of thing off, but still nothing quite sounds like those Table records.  Despite making truly unique records these guys were fairly unknown. Some of Table's obscurity no doubt though lies in the fact that, well, they never really did much. They apparently existed for around a year, played, maybe,  a dozen shows around Chicago, and did two recording sessions before the bassist split town (apparently under shifty circumstances) and the band fell apart.  This record comes from the first sessions done with Albini in January of '92.  A second 7" appeared in '93 on Homestead by which point I think they might have already been kaput.  After that, these guys pretty much disappeared and that was that.  Though I recently found out that the bassist, Warren Fischer, popped up a few years back as one half of the electro-pop duo Fischerspooner.  hmmm...  At some point in the mid-90's, there was a posthumously released CD collection released on Humble that contained both records as well the remaining tracks from the two sessions done with Steve Albini and Brad Wood.  If you can find a copy, the CD is amazing and well worth taking the effort to track down.  I haven't seen it in years, but i still come across the records from time to time.  Cheap usually too.  In the meantime, dig on this gem here:

4.15.2008

BLLLEEEEAAAUUURRRRGGHHH! The Record



1991

I've decided to launch this blog by highlighting some of the records that launched my record collection. I got ahold of my first record player at the ass end of 1992 pretty much for the sole purpose of tracking down the near deluge of music that at the time was coming out on 7". Upon turning 16 and getting my drivers license, the first thing I did was drive to Raven Records in Knoxville to buy the first records I'd bought since being a young child. I've since fallen into that shadowy world of record collecting/scavenging/hoarding, but it was the 7" single that started me down that slippery slope and it remains to this day a format that I'm particularly fond of.
First up we have BLLLEEEEAAUUURRRRGGHH!!! The Record on Slap-A-Ham, the estimable California Grind/Thrash/Scuzz/Noise label. This one was a no brainer. Beneath the title spewed across the photocopied cover was scratched:  41 Bands! 64 Songs! No fucking way! This is such an extremely ridiculous record that I loved it before I even heard it. To this day it is still one of my favorite records own. And it's on puke green marble vinyl to boot. A few familiar names here: Born Against, Anal Cunt, Assuck, Extreme Noise Terror, Meat Shits, Etc., but a lot of this was shit I'd never heard of and a lot of these bands I've not heard of since. Classic. I'm posting this here as 2 tracks- side A & B. I'm not even going to try to edit this into 64 individual tracks. Here's the Track listing:

Side AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!-

G-Anx- Sally
No Comment- A Mother's Crime
Demise- Rum & Coke
Neanderthal- Built For Brutality
Hellnation- Suppression
Nuclear Roach- Pessimism
Chemical Dependency- Endless Death
Bad Acid
Extreme Noise Terror- False Prophet
Boom & The Legion of Doom- Ballad of Alan
Boneheads- Weltering In Blood
A.C.- 6 Songs (No Titles)
Jesus Chrust- Resurrection of the Dead
Hellocaust- Direct Action
Atrocity- Drug Slut
Exit 13- Shattner Spackel
Go!- Pizza Boy
Can't Deny- No Freedom
Life's Just a Joke
Handstand Plant
Skeletal Earth- Intestinal Dry Heave
Generica- Capitalism Sucks
Agathocles- Lay Off Me
Outro- Big Wayne

Side BBBLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!-

Assuck- Wall of Shame
Infest- Why Don't You
Born Against- Nail That Sticks Up
Stikky- Song #32
Impetigo- Jane Fonda Sucks (Live)
Psycho- Mooch
Mouthfart- You Know I'm Gonna
Citizen's Arrest- Existence
Cocofonia- Revolution
...Stupid Competition
Psycho Sin- You Suck
Confrontation- Time Flies (Live)
7 Minutes of Nausea- SDI Theory
Rights Inherent
Destruction Is On
Fuck To No Justify
Carcass Pulp
Grind Infect
Heavy Satan
Lorro Morte
Blood On The World
What I Feel
Stoked
Piledriver- Hammerlock
Bloody Mess & The Skabs- Work, Buy, Die
Bulge- AIDS Hog
Mindrot- Demoniac
Mork Hotel- Chirp Bird
Napalm Breath- Go Back To Seattle (& Get A Haircut)
Nam Land- Ash Wednesday
Meat Shits- S.E. Nightmare
Ice Is Nice
Caked Face
Clam Dip
Feast of Flesh
Splatterreah- Vomit Omlet
Outro- Dr. Henry Paweski